Comrades, you must believe Dear Leader Obama!
Soon National Socialist healthcare rationing will be running full speed like Norilsk Tractor Factor “Red October” in best days of former Soviet Union! All good comrades will obtain free top-class healthcare like in worker’s paradise Cuba and people’s republic Korea! And best of all, bad comrades from “tea party” and other right-wing reactionary groups will be stopped from taking healthcare by commissars working day to night in new ACA-NSA-IRS data-hub fusion centers! If reactionaries don’t change attitude and get on train of social progress, no operation for sick kid or medicine for old granny!
Onward to victory, comrades! Under leadership of Dear Leader Obama, a new day of social justice and economic democracy is dawning, like in best years of glorious former Soviet Union!
Give that man a beet: