A nice handheld flamethrower? How handy!


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6 responses to “A nice handheld flamethrower? How handy!

  1. Shinmen Takezo

    Good to have for those midnight door kick-downs where you have 30 or more seconds of warning before the thugs perform a dynamic entry–just lay there waiting with this zippo and voila!

    This thing will fuck up anyone’s day and not be expected.
    Can you imagine the look on THUGFOR’s faces?!!!
    Shit’s and giggles will abound inside FREFOR’s morale with this gizmo.

    They/them will think twice before assuming their victims are inside cringing, weeping and wringing their hands together in anticipation (not).

    • Mark Matis

      Especially if you can dump a tank of gasoline or propane on them as they blast the door…

    • To paraphrase another commenter here-
      THUGFOR comrades in the cemetery are heroes. THUGFOR comrades in the burn unit are morale killers.

  2. Alfred E. Neuman

    Reblogged this on The Lynler Report.

  3. SemperFi, 0321

    As a former USMC 0351 (anti-tank assaultman, my primary MOS), and possibly one of the last guys ever trained on a US military flamethrower in March 1973, I have a little bit of experience playing with these.
    This XM42 is a very overpriced toy, the fuel tank appears to be maybe less than a gallon in size, and no range whatsoever, unless you’re just using it to ignite the living room couch. You want gelled gas (napalm) for fuel, more capacity and more range. Personally, I’d rather have a coupla cocktails than this product, I can throw more fuel further than this does, and for a few dollars less.