Officer Krupke, Call Your PIO


Via Jim Sinclair.

3 responses to “Officer Krupke, Call Your PIO

  1. when it gets hungry enough, the cat will come down by itself

  2. When the ossifer gets hungry enough, he’ll shoot the cat and go for donuts.

  3. He’ll turn around, tase grandma, repeatedly, turn around again, shoot the cat, turn around once more and start handcuffing grandma, only to “accidentally” shoot her, four times, because of officer safety. While she’s bleeding out, his buddies will dog pile her, using fists and feet and clubs, until she submits. No charges to follow, since “department policy” was observed. All officers get an extra weeks vacation.