Spiritual Advice

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26 responses to “Spiritual Advice

  1. A wise man once said, “Keep shooting until the target changes shape, or catches on fire.”

  2. If a Fed banker will stop by, i’ll be sure to take the Lama’s advice.
    From zerohedge today: http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-04-30/deutsche-bank-unveils-next-step-qe-has-run-its-course-its-time-tax-wealth
    “Therefore, the ECB and BoJ should move more strongly toward penalizing savings via negative retail deposit rates or perhaps wealth taxes.” – They are going to take everything from everyone just like they did/are Greece and after they drum up a war and restart the game all over.
    Prepare, Times are going to get rough at some point. This is the first time I typed this in years of visiting here because this article made me believe for the first time that no one will be exempt to the hell that is coming.

    • Jimmy the Saint

      “no one will be exempt to the hell that is coming.”

      We’re cautiously optimistic.
      – International Brotherhood of Zombies, Local 591

    • Mark Matis

      Surely you understand by now that the Right People will indeed be exempt? Or do you think the Elite running the show actually lost any money in Greece or Cyprus?

      • redcoogs

        I understand that. The very top always exempt themselves and it will be no different this time. I had just figured that if you had no debts and actually had some savings, you might turn out okay if you survive the period where it all comes down; I no longer believe that. This article makes me believe that even if you had say $500,000 in savings; if you do not have the connections or ability to defend yourself legally; it will be taken from you in order to save the system from complete implosion and keep the game going. It won’t work, but they will sacrifice everyone they can to try and keep it going. Just disgusting.

  3. Flippin’ brilliant…thanks for the laugh til I hurt!

  4. The Usual Suspect

    Intimate familiarity with a rifle and a demonstrated ability to
    effecttivly engage moving targets at mid range will eclipse
    most of your other abilities.
    Camp Perry beckons.

  5. There are many more.

  6. They asked each other countless riddles, such as who played the Cisco Kid and what was Krypton. In the end Dildo won the game. Stumped at last for a riddle to ask, he cried out, as his hand fell on his snub-nosed .38, “What have I got in my pocket?” This Goddam failed to answer, and growing impatient, he paddled up to Dildo, whining, “Let me see, let me see.” Dildo obliged by pulling out the pistol and emptying it in Goddam’s direction. The dark spoiled his aim, and he managed only to deflate the rubber float, leaving Goddam to flounder. Goddam, who couldn’t swim, reached out his hand to Dildo and begged him to pull him out, and as he did, Dildo noticed an interesting-looking ring on his finger and pulled it off. He would have finished Goddam off then and there, but pity stayed his hand.

    “It’s a pity I’ve run out of bullets,” he thought….

    — Henry Beard & Doug Kenney, Bored of the Rings (1969)

  7. Centurion_Cornelius

    YO! Now we know what he keeps under those bedsheets he wears–30 rounders for his AK, (sans bayo, natch–no printing with those threads!)

  8. Copied and taped to the rear window of my car.

  9. Mr Bishop, you beat me to it. I have been similarly instructed. Field tests indicate the soundness of the approach you outline.

  10. Ed Grouch, MD

    http://www.snopes.com/politics/guns/dalailama.asp

    Turns out there is an element of truth here.

  11. Shinmen Takezo

    “A sucking chest wound is good Dharma”

  12. Alternately titled “three may keep a secret if two are dead”

  13. Karma means every person I was an asshole to today had it coming.

  14. Jimmy the Saint

    When the going gets tough, the tough go cyclic.
    – Shit Buddha Said, Vol. XIV