He’s A Beast, Alice! A Beast, I Tell You!

alice and ralph

Z-Man: My Advice To The Broads

How sweet it is.

15 responses to “He’s A Beast, Alice! A Beast, I Tell You!

  1. My wife asked me to take her some place she’d never been…

    I sez, “How ’bout the kitchen?”

    Badabing!

    • My wife said last night she wanted to do something she’d never done.

      I sez, “Iron my shirts?”

      Bad-dum-bump.

      • 😉

      • Jimmy the Saint

        I take my wife everywhere…

        …but she finds her way home.

      • DWEEZIL THE WEASEL

        My wife is a very religious cook. Everything is either a sacrifice or a burnt offering. That’s from the late Rodney Dangerfield.
        To Do Is To Be – Aristotle
        To Be Is To Do – Descartes
        Do Be Do Be Do – Sinatra

        • Jimmy the Saint

          Rene Descartes is flying on a jet from Paris to New York. The stewardess comes up and asks him if he’d like a drink. He says, “I think not,” and immediately disappears.

  2. While I may take a lump or several dozen for this, the article lays it out plainly. The truth of it remains, even if it at times is blunt or perhaps unkind.

    As I have aged (and boy howdy, have I!), I have come to a few realizations that are incompatible with the progressive world I was born into:

    1- Women voting is perhaps one of the most destructive things to happen to Western civilization. It instantly fractures the vote in half on wedge issues… which is why they went for it, not out of any abiding desire to pander to women. Just made it easier for socialists & communists to gain a foothold. Voting ideally would be a collaborative effort, where man consults with his wife and finds a political way forward. My long suffering and patient wife of over 2 decades is not a citizen and cannot vote, but I discuss with her and cannot imagine voting in a way that would hurt her interests.

    2- I have not noticed that women who go on to graduate college and even graduate degrees are happy or fulfilled. What higher education is really about is a sorting mechanism for life partner choices. Is higher education wasted on women? That is perhaps not the right question, but does speak to the dual track route in life between men and women… we should not be competing with one another on the same field when we have drastically different biological missions in life.

    3- It is a shame for women to imitate men, as it is for men to imitate women (knew that one all along). The French understand this, American women just do not get it. There is much to be admired in the feminine qualities, and I mean far more than simple purient interests. Women are the basis for civil society.

    4- I cannot pretend to know how hard life is on women, I suspect it is rather more than on men, who merely work and then find rest in death at some point. Women seem to have a life of heightened anxiety and distress. Men just deal with it differently.

    I have taken a look into the emergent “Red Pill” movement among some women and find that there is some hope of rationality returning, but the general populace is too weak minded and enfeebled by progressivism and the human cancer it represents to take this onboard in an expansive way.

    • Well and truly said. Resonates with my experience and observations, three marriages and a long life.

    • Anonymous

      Recorded history has 5,000 years where women didn’t vote, and 100 years where they they did. The two periods don’t look different in amounts of collectivism, war, government evil. I think women voting changed nothing at all.

      • For most of those 5000 years you mention, mostly no one voted at all.

        Non starter.

  3. Straight White males are the new injuns.

    ” But today the Christian constitutionalist mourns for his country. He sees the spiritual and political faith of his fathers betrayed by wolves in sheep’s clothing. He sees the forces of evil increasing in strength and momentum under the leadership of Satan, the archenemy of freedom. He sees the wicked honored and the valiant abused. He senses that his own generation faces Gethsemanes and Valley Forges that may yet rival or surpass the trials of the early apostles and the men of ’76. And this gives him cause to reflect on the most basic of fundamentals, the reason for our existence. Once we understand the fundamental purpose for mortality, we may more easily chart a correct course in the perilous seas that are engulfing our nation.

    This life is a probation: a probation in which you and I prove our mettle, a probation that has eternal consequences for each of us. And now is our time and season—as every generation has had theirs—to learn our duties and to do them. ” -Ezra Taft Benson, Conference Report, April 1967, pp. 58-62

    Thanks LaVoy. RIP.

    • Thanks, Tom. That quote is being circulated to many another in need of the truth.

  4. A GOOD woman is one who is intelligent, strong, and savvy. Intelligent in that she knows the difference between right and wrong, can think and decide and act for herself, whenever. Strong in that she is physically strong, and can stand up for herself, and able to drive on despite disapproval, disaster, and people trying to convince her that she shouldn’t. Savvy is able to discern the bullshit from the wheat, plan ahead, laugh her head off at what’s funny, scowl and curse what’s wrong, and understand that a man is made out of the same fallible crap she is. A woman is a mostly like a man, except she looks beautiful, dresses beautiful, lives beautiful. If you’re a man looking for a woman to spend your life with, look for one who has those three attributes, and it won’t matter much about her looks. I’ve always believed that there are no ugly people, only ugly thoughts. One last thing. Take a good, long look at her before you both go down the aisle in the Temple of Doom. That woman will both have and raise your children. Has she got what it takes to bring them up in a way that you’ll both be proud and gladdened?

  5. After two marriages and several million dollars wasted, I’m an expert on them. wimin are liars, manipulators, schemers, thieves, and have no shame or conscious. They make me ill thinking about them. All they care about is $$$$$$$$$$$$$$. I make it a point to do as they do. Pump and Dump.