The Real Bitch Kitty: 18 USC 1001

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Via Cornell Law Library:

(a) Except as otherwise provided in this section, whoever, in any matter within the jurisdiction of the executive, legislative, or judicial branch of the Government of the United States, knowingly and willfully—

(1) falsifies, conceals, or covers up by any trick, scheme, or device a material fact;
(2) makes any materially false, fictitious, or fraudulent statement or representation; or
(3) makes or uses any false writing or document knowing the same to contain any materially false,
fictitious, or fraudulent statement or entry;

shall be fined under this title, imprisoned not more than 5 years or, if the offense involves international or domestic terrorism (as defined in section 2331), imprisoned not more than 8 years, or both. If the matter relates to an offense under chapter 109A, 109B, 110, or 117, or section 1591, then the term of imprisonment imposed under this section shall be not more than 8 years.

(b) Subsection (a) does not apply to a party to a judicial proceeding, or that party’s counsel, for statements, representations, writings or documents submitted by such party or counsel to a judge or magistrate in that proceeding.

(c) With respect to any matter within the jurisdiction of the legislative branch, subsection (a) shall apply only to—

(1) administrative matters, including a claim for payment, a matter related to the procurement of property or services, personnel or employment practices, or support services, or a document required by law, rule, or regulation to be submitted to the Congress or any office or officer within the legislative branch; or

(2) any investigation or review, conducted pursuant to the authority of any committee, subcommittee, commission or office of the Congress, consistent with applicable rules of the House or Senate.

(June 25, 1948, ch. 645, 62 Stat. 749; Pub. L. 103–322, title XXXIII, § 330016(1)(L), Sept. 13, 1994, 108 Stat. 2147; Pub. L. 104–292, § 2, Oct. 11, 1996, 110 Stat. 3459; Pub. L. 108–458, title VI, § 6703(a), Dec. 17, 2004, 118 Stat. 3766; Pub. L. 109–248, title I, § 141(c), July 27, 2006, 120 Stat. 603.)

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11 responses to “The Real Bitch Kitty: 18 USC 1001

  1. Jimmy the Saint

    Let the bodies hit the floor!
    – Drowning Pool feat. Hillar…..
    *reconsiders*
    – Hillary Clinton feat. Drowning Pool

  2. C’mon scrot! You know we ain’t gonna see her on Monday Night Rehabilitation.

    Is it just me, or does Director Comey look a lot like Not Sure? I thought yo head would be biggah.

  3. My head right now:

    Your still buying ALL THE AMMO

    No Im not

    Yes I am

    No Im…ok, im still buying all the ammo

    Yes you are and a gun class cause you argued

    Gun class? Yay!

  4. Alfred E. Neuman

    Reblogged this on ETC., ETC., & ETC..

  5. evidently Comey wants some more payola from the Clinton Fdn. No doubt he’ll get it. Onward and upward.

  6. Are you not entertained? American politics goes “full retard”.

  7. FrozenPatriot

    See also, 18USC, Part 1, Chapter 101, Section 2071:

    (a) Whoever willfully and unlawfully conceals, removes, mutilates, obliterates, or destroys, or attempts to do so, or, with intent to do so takes and carries away any record, proceeding, map, book, paper, document, or other thing, filed or deposited with any clerk or officer of any court of the United States, or in any public office, or with any judicial or public officer of the United States, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than three years, or both.

    (b) Whoever, having the custody of any such record, proceeding, map, book, document, paper, or other thing, willfully and unlawfully conceals, removes, mutilates, obliterates, falsifies, or destroys the same, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than three years, or both; and shall forfeit his office and be disqualified from holding any office under the United States. As used in this subsection, the term “office” does not include the office held by any person as a retired officer of the Armed Forces of the United States.

  8. Simon Jester

    Well dog gone it! Does that mean I don’t get to vote for Hitlery to hasten the Unpleasantness?

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