Schlichter: Some New Years Resolutions For Our Progressive Pals

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Advice from a friend to the unicorn people.

Most of all?

Continue to reject the concepts of hard work, accountability, and reality.

They are simply constructs of the white patriarchy. and must therefore be abolished.

21 responses to “Schlichter: Some New Years Resolutions For Our Progressive Pals

  1. Over the past 10+ years, I have been utterly and completely blacked-out, snowflaked-out, occupied-out, progressived-out, racist-out, bigoted-out, homophobic-out, islamophobiced-out…along with the many other insanely liberalized bullshit….

    I checked my inventory of Fucks to Give, and realized I am completely and totally OUT of said inventory. And due to my pre-New Year financial assessment for the coming 2017 fiscal year and beyond, I have also accepted the fact that due to the devaluation of the dollar, along with recessed economy and industries within these United States, I will no longer be able to afford purchasing and restocking my inventory of Fucks to Give for considered future distribution….

    Instead, I will continue to redirect any residual funds towards Beans, Bullets and Band-aids.

    While YMMV…I suggest you do the same….

  2. Understood. Don’t forget training with friends and family. The “law of three’s”. The “hierarchy of needs” if you will. Protection, water, food, fuel, shelter. Did I mention getting fit and training?

  3. Dude’s right. The best thing we can do is continue to nod and smile while we encourage these assholes to show the world their true nature. Something they seem more than willing to do, since these tactics worked so well, last election cycle……. I liken them to retarded parrots. No offense intended towards actual parrots, at least you can teach a real parrot intelligent phrases.

  4. colddeadhandsdays

    Never interrupt the enemy while he’s defeating himself.

  5. Duly noted, LP…thanks!

  6. MichiganderJim

    “Continue to reject the concepts of hard work, accountability, and reality.”

    Yes, please. And if you would give up your weapons, you should.

  7. DWEEZIL THE WEASEL

    Creatures like that fat mutant in the photo exist because they have an income stream which allows them to do the things they do and say the things they say. Follow the money. If that fat, psychotic bitch had to really work for a living, we would not be cursed with her rantings and the antics of the snowflakes like her. Here’s hoping the major economic “correction” is just around the corner.

  8. What is the sex of the “person” in the photo? I had to toothbrush my eyes to make the image go away.

  9. Rev – that’s “Trigglypuff”. Rumor has it that’s a female under the flab.

  10. the woodsman

    That’s “Trigglypuff”. Check out a youtube video of her for serious lols

  11. Alfred E. Neuman

    Reblogged this on FOR GOD AND COUNTRY.

  12. behind enemy lines Ct.

    Fat and ugly enough to be a race traitor or carpet muncher.

  13. Looked for a .gif that would load.

    Sadly, I failed.

  14. Only if it is to get them a bigger shovel to dig with….

  15. In keeping with the theme of the piece that would be BitBleach, extra strength.

  16. I like Trigglypuff. She helps me with my weight loss program. I see a picture of her and can’t eat for hours.

  17. Both is possible.
    That much fat is a fire hazard.
    She certainly is an obstruction to an emergency exit.
    Once the corpse gets hot enough the fat can liquefy and then you have a huge human grease fire oozing into the cracks.

    Safest thing is to render it into bio diesel in a controlled process.

  18. That mutated blob of shit may have been born female. That is no woman. The morphing of the androgynous bag of fuck is complete. Academia and the absent american parent should be proud. Congratulations on your creation.

  19. That will help with my carb intake. 🙂

    Thanks.

  20. please, everyone, take the 5 minutes to check out Trigglypuff’s origin video at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BY1H1rZL53I and see the sheer UnReason and pure emotion of our enemies. Yes, we all know it exists, but to see it on display is quite striking. As well as re-affirming to us and to our cause.