The Second-Tier Folks Bringing You War With Russia In Its Own Backyard

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Via Twitter.

Good luck with that.

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42 responses to “The Second-Tier Folks Bringing You War With Russia In Its Own Backyard

  1. This is a step in the right direction? That implies that there is something inherently wrong with men.

    Also, if they’re going to make the claim that a quarter of them being women is “a step”, then that implies that even more of them would be better. So they need to tell us exactly which remaining male defense ministers need to be replaced, and by which women in particular.

  2. what a lucky guy.

  3. Jimmy the Saint

    Mark Steyn nailed it years ago – the reason most of the European defense ministers are women are because – for them, it is an utterly unimportant position; somewhere below third assistant cocksucker at the group grope. It’s a first job. The power position for European ministers is health care.

  4. Women have no business being in positions of political or cultural leadership. We are seeing all around us the results of “liberated” women. Every degenerate and enfeebled characteristic of the modern West would disappear with the revocation of the female franchise.

    “Women are directly adapted to act as the nurses and educators of our early childhood, for the simple reason that they themselves are childish, foolish, and short-sighted—in a word, are big children all their lives, something intermediate between the child and the man, who is a man in the strict sense of the word. Consider how a young girl will toy day after day with a child, dance with it and sing to it; and then consider what a man, with the very best intentions in the world, could do in her place.”

    – Schopenhauer

  5. Vaginocracy

  6. Need I mention that like Merkel. they are all childless? No Skin In The Game

  7. Are females particularly skilled at war? This is not my experience.

  8. Centurion_Cornelius

    KID AT NATO TABLE: “What’s for lunch, Mom?”

    MOM: “WAR!”

    “I’m here sweating and slaving in the hot kitchen, stirring shit up.”

    KID AT TABLE: “But…but…where’s Dad?”

    MOM: “Self-castrated. Now, pass me the lo-cal nuke garnish…”

  9. yep only a 1/4 are women

  10. by this logic, the perfect leader for a multi-nat’l diverse warlike organization is- drum roll please….CJenner. shhhh don’t say a word, they just might do it.

  11. Guess which one has his balls in a jar inside their handbag and win a hundred bucks!

  12. No Brazzers logo yet? You guys are slipping.

  13. Gawd.
    Insufferable pearl clutching elites.

  14. That hag to his right has her hand on his behind. Girls will be girls.

    For some reason I can’t think of any great female war-time leaders, not since Boudica anyway. Maybe Katie the Great counts. Whom am I missing?

    • Victoria was around for the British Empire. Something about the sun never setting on their flag back then….required some conquest.

    • The role of women in that regard is to basically shame and embarrass their men into being…drumroll…men. I haven’t read the story in a while, but wasn’t Boudica basically disgusted at the lack of manly resistance to the Romans? Likewise Joan d’Arc with the lack of resistance to the English?

      The ones who have some self-awareness about it realize their role is not to replace men in these roles, but to remind them of what they should be fighting for, to encourage their men and to then step aside.

      Men who will not guard access to the wombs of their women are failures in every way that matters. Nature will not care how great they were at anything else.

      We badly need for men to be men again.

  15. hiddenhollow

    If they all have PMS on the same day the world will burn.

  16. “We are working on ameliorating the cyclical rise in tensions which seem to occur every 28 days.”

  17. Nothing says ‘Don’t Mess With Me’ like having a chick in charge.
    I feel better already.

  18. Because war is not good for children, and we don’t have any….

  19. Joanie on the pony…..

  20. millard fillmore

    We need 8 of those pink knitted hats that don’t really look like any female parts I’ve ever seen,and one dunce cap over here.

  21. When ‘team mo’ gets done with them will they be known as Hiligula’s Hijabees and opening for “Madagascar – The Penguin’s Revenge”? He will be ‘eunich’ among them, of course….

    Yours In Daily Armed Liberty!
    NorthGunner III

  22. Eight skirts and a weenie, the FORD (Found On Road Dead) Squad. The Chinese and the Russians have lots of their generals and others in their respective defense depts. in for hernia surgery, due to laughing so much, and so hard. This looks like the makings of a PTA board, or the bake sale committee, here in Texas. Just as kind of a loose and general rule, it’s a good idea for your “Defense Minister”, look as if they might be capable of defense, and maybe even warlike, instead of looking like they got lost, looking for a shoe sale.

  23. Does “A step in the right direction” include “off a cliff”?

  24. The pussification of NATO continues

  25. DWEEZIL THE WEASEL

    They should be home baking ANZAC Biscuits for their menfolk standing guard on the far frontier. They could use that Norwegian weenie as their taster.

  26. Dr. Estrogen

    A bunch of pussies acting tough so that people don’t think that they’re…..a bunch of pussies.

  27. “I’m here for the gangbang”…

  28. “There are a lot of mediocre [people] … They are entitled to a little representation, aren’t they?”

    — Roman Hruska (on George Harrold Carswell)