Via Earl

Heh.

9 responses to “Via Earl

  1. As I listened to talk radio on the way home on Friday I couldn’t help but notice the whole “North Korea” and “Kim” script was like someone had done a search and replace for the one used in 2003 for “Iraq” and “Saddam”.

    Of course, anyone who called in with a different opinion than the official fake news narrative was denounced as “hysterical”, “not having all the facts”, etc. Give it time and they’ll be called “unpatriotic”. Take things farther and it could be “sedition” and “treason”.

    The Condi Rice “The problem here is that there will always be some uncertainty about how quickly he can acquire nuclear weapons. But we don’t want the smoking gun to be a mushroom cloud” is now Rex Tillerson’s “The more we bide our time, the sooner we will run out of it.”

    Meanwhile, just like w/ Saddam (and Qaddafi) the NWO are still trying their best to cut a deal and bring Kim back into the N(egan)WO fold:

    “You know if you listen to the North Korea, their reason for having nuclear weapons is they believe it is their only pathway to secure the ongoing existence of their regime,” Tillerson (Forbes 25th most powerful person in the world) explained. “We hope to convince them is that: you do not need these weapons to secure the existence of your regime. … We do not seek a collapse of the regime (hence, the reason all those Chinese troops are now on the northern border and gasoline supplies have been cut). We do not seek an accelerated reunification of the peninsula (look at Germany). We seek a denuclearized (Zardoz says the “gun is (still) good”) Korean peninsula.”

    Right. How can you work for Negan if you’re dead? Geez, Kim, smarten up and get with the program already. Pay your transnational tax. No one gave two craps about Arab dictators and their slavery (with an occasional girl of American/Western European descent thrown into the harem or buried in the desert), putting local political opponents on meat hooks in basements, or buggering their tea boys –as long as Negan got his cut. Recall all those times that Saddam and Q were offered outs before they were killed (related side note on not moving fast enough like Ceausescu, Milosevic, Juvénal Habyarimana, Cyprien Ntaryamira, Lech Kaczyński and the entire Polish cabinet).

    If Kim doesn’t change paths and/or doesn’t pull a last minute Jean-Claude “Baby Doc” Duvalier and fly off to France (that is where most go), rest assured American sons and daughters will be sacrificed for… (insert something from the script about “vital interests”, “national security”, and “patriotism” (lotsa that!) here).

    And, 20 years later there’ll be an ExxonMobil pipeline and Google internet across the entire Korean Peninsula. Now, Mr. Kim, you can be a part of that and enjoy the benefits, or your legacy can be a high resolution execution video on the internet.

  2. “Today, North Korea became the first country in history to deploy nuclear weapons against itself. A North Korean NoHaveDong-2 missile exploded one minute after launch but the nuclear warhead it was carrying functioned perfectly. The resulting atomic explosion destroyed the city of Pokemon-Go. Additionally, a school of tuna and a humpback whale were killed by falling missile debris.

    “In sports…”

  3. POd American

    That rooks about lite.

  4. Flied Lice?

  5. Americans are pissed, and looking for a fight anyway. North Korea says they want to bomb us with a super-duper massive missile capable of wiping us out with a single strike of a match….. It’s all we need for an excuse to go kick his fuckin ass.

  6. You guys crack me up. Especially the ones that are still playing army.

    Anyhow, unless something drastic happens… like million or two of lives being snuffed out for the New Brave Western Powers Utopian World Order, NK will eventually get their solid fuel ballistic missile program up and going. Then, when the NBWPUWO needs another distraction, knowing full well the reaction that will obviously give the Western boobus a show to snicker at, and rah-rah at, NK will actually have those solid fuel ICBM’s… and then no one will be laughing, or snickering.

    By the way, there is nothing wrong with NK’s liquid fuel missiles, and are working just fine. But what do I know? I actually f**king read… rather than guessing and pretending I know something.

    Cue.
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