Robb: Welcome to Our Global Censorship and Surveillance Platform


Badness.

Irreversibly so.

Or damned near.

8 responses to “Robb: Welcome to Our Global Censorship and Surveillance Platform

  1. Gary Griffin

    Completely irreversible. Every contact with Fed id a DIP mission.

  2. Natzsofast, Guido.

    1) It only works if you’re on Facebook.
    I.e., if you’re already an idiot.
    However large that group, it’s a fixed number, and not an endlessly growing demographic. Even with giving out Obama phones.

    2) At an alleged 2 billion daily users in the U.S. and Europe, the likelihood that it ever grows beyond the bounds of those terminally stupid, rests on two chances: slim, and none.
    (BTW, that probably should have been 2 billion daily visits, which is more like a paltry 200 million crack-addicted repeat visitors, not 1000 times that many. There are only 1 billion people total in the U.S. and Europe, which obvious fact should have been a red flag to the layers and layers of editors flogging this recockulous fantasy. Math works; you could look it up.)

    Getting the other 4-5 billion (more like 6 1/2 to 8 billion) non-users worldwide to join the stupidity is going to work about as well as trying to teach pigs to fly by distributing how-to posters in barnyards.

    The article had my attention, right up until they posited that fake accounts don’t last on Facebook.
    Sh’yeah, right.

    And Shrillary’s going to win the 2016 election, too.

    Now tell me how brushing with Crest and driving a Mercedes will get a guy laid.
    It must be true, it was on TV.

    • “2) At an alleged 2 billion daily users in the U.S. and Europe, the likelihood that it ever grows beyond the bounds of those terminally stupid, rests on two chances: slim, and none.” -Aesop

      2 billion…

      2 billion sentient beings on DARPAbook has proven me wrong that there will never be a Zombie Apocalypse.

      We’re living the ZA, right…fucking…now.

      It’s just not as titillating as Hollywood made it out to be.

  3. It’s more BNW than 1984.

    Modern Americans are particularly fond of their bondage.

    #WorldsLargestOpenAirPrison

    • DWEEZIL THE WEASEL

      Mr. Bishop: Spot on. Shambling, texting, mouth-breathing, slack-jawed, brain-dead, media-worshiping Mall Zombies. Definitely a target-rich environment for a Dies Irae scenario.

  4. Fuck, life’s about choices, choose wisely.

    When we’re young were just along for the ride. Mid age, we start to see the truth.

    We are retirement elgible, and like a light switch being flipped, we gain clarity, we see the great fuck you!, we suddenly understand the great fuck you.

    Dirk

  5. just wave a murkin flag and offer any type of cheap free shit.

    and watch the suckers flock to the ‘showers’.