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17 responses to “New Flavor

  1. “This is the end…”
    The end of homogenized pretense in the political sphere. The end of the manufactured reality which Americans have snarfed down their gullets for decades. The end of civility in political arenas.The end of trillion dollar deficits. The end of internet access for all. The end of walking away.
    The end of me not jamming a size 11 steel toe boot in your ass.
    A walking clam(woman) recently confronted me. She didn’t like my T-shirt. I informed her that a smelly hole did not have permission to speak to me. Sputtering,frothing,blabbering piece of dogshit. I have no patience for shitheads. This is a turning point in my evolution. I no longer give a rats fuck. I feel free.

  2. Masthead — “Consider the Morbark 5048 for ALL of your trash disposal needs.”

    “I’d buy it but it won’t fit in the garage and the HOA will complain”
    — Norm the Normie

    What Norm misses is that the HOA board members are the first to be ‘processed’. Same as will be in Rwanda x Yugoslavia here. But I have faith in Norm. Eventually he will realize he can charge a C note per body and laugh all the way to the bank.

  3. “I come in peace. I didn’t bring artillery. But I’m pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I’ll meme you all.”-Not Mattis

  4. Ok this has been bugging me, who is this “it’s not funny” chick? I’d do her, might even munch on it. Please spill the beans.
    Does she have an older sister?
    Ok maybe her mom?

    Cavguy

    • I keep wanting to add…. “you’re right, it’s fucking hilarious!!!!”

    • wendystringer48088

      Sandra Fluke is a 37 year old attorney and women’s rights activist. Not known as the type of people who think any criticism is funny.

      Sandra Fluke became famous when she testified to Congress in 2012 as a law student on the importance of requiring insurance plans to cover birth control because some students were paying as much as $1000 a year for birth control (according to her). Rush Limbaugh picked up on it and asked (in so many words) how much sex is she having and with whom and is she charging for it.
      Actually $1000 per year / $50 weeks per year is only $20 a week, less than some people pay for coffee per week, But since condoms cost about $1 each (less if bought in bulk) that works out to 3 times per day 7 days a week she got called a slut and a prostitute. The real issue of course is should government mandated medical insurance pay for other people to have worry free sex, but because of her testimony she became the face of young college women having responsibility free sex .

      By the way, she is married (as of 2012). Hopefully her and her hubby are happy.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandra_Fluke

    • Just so you know, she looks a little bit like Ben Shapiro’s sister.

  5. Oy Veh..Ben and Gerry’s at it again!
    Da new flavaa will not only give da goyim
    a ‘brainfreeze’..it’ll turn them into our
    ‘useful NPC’s’!

    Mazeltov!!

    Tell Chaim in production to increase output
    by over 600%..gotta get it into the market
    before da goyim start buying their meshuggna
    overgrown chickens that their shicksas will cook.

    NorthGunner – The Truth Is It’s OWN Defense!

    • DWEEZIL THE WEASEL

      NG: I believe those two draft dodgers sold their company to Unilever or some other globalist corporation years ago. Either way, I have never bought any of their products and will not permit them in my home.

  6. Thanks CA, on second thought thanks but no thanks.

    Cavguy