In The Ear With A 7/8″ Bit

Aesop eulogizes A Giant Shitweasel.

And so it goes.

18 responses to “In The Ear With A 7/8″ Bit

  1. “and now we have to suffer under screw-loose Pelosi,”

    seems to me, you have the means, opportunity, AND a somewhat reasonable proximity to pee lousy. let’s see what you can do for your cuntry and not just talk the talk… or just join freesuckzi and continue jabbering with “matt the plant” and the rest of the statists over there- all 12 of them… LOL

    • 18 USC §871:
      (a) Whoever knowingly and willfully deposits for conveyance in the mail or for a delivery from any post office or by any letter carrier any letter, paper, writing, print, missive, or document containing any threat to take the life of, to kidnap, or to inflict bodily harm upon the President of the United States, the President-elect, the Vice President or other officer next in the order of succession to the office of President of the United States, or the Vice President-elect, or knowingly and willfully otherwise makes any such threat against the President, President-elect, Vice President or other officer next in the order of succession to the office of President, or Vice President-elect, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than five years, or both.
      https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/871

      You’ve outdone yourself with that suggestion, Genius, and probably in a way that will draw marked interest from the Secret Service and the Feebs, both notably lacking in any sense of humor on that topic, the more so since Rep. Scalise served as a human bullet sponge some months hence.

      Good luck hiding behind your internet anonymity in the Fartress of Solitude should they choose to come calling for a little heart-to-heart chat.

      Maybe, if you ask very nicely, CA will deign to expunge your retarded suggestion, and hope no one goes scampering to the feds to snitch you out (nor has done so already), while you suddenly find a utility for a god to pray to in hopes they haven’t already downloaded today’s example of your IQ deficiencies for posterity.

      And hey, thanks for the laugh, at your own expense.
      What do you do for an encore?

      • I like. T-fat’s typing generally does not have problems. There appears to be a Rosemary Woods effect while trying to read each line of his above screed. And how is that fishin’ anyway? Do you think that the recommendation is a bit … subdued … considering historical context and all?

        You done good.

  2. oregon farmer

    “I’m hoping when he returns home, there’s a crowd waiting to greet him with ceremonial rotten eggs to kick off his return to ignominy, ”
    Oh no, no, no…..I assure you Ryan will be dining on corporate filet mignon, getting insider trading tips to increase the fortune he made in ‘public service’. After a while he’ll bore with all this ‘private sector’ toil, he’ll refresh those so-very-effective puppy dog eyes, take a couple of voice and acting classes and get back in the game. The money’s just too good. Upper midwest zombies with asses the size of Green Bay will happily vote him in.

    • Ryan’s male genetic line frequently dies young via heart attack. That’s why he works out and stays in shape. May it do him no good at all.

      Pelosi? At least that botox-suffused deaths-head doesn’t pretend to be a “conservative”.

  3. man, I literally went from one side of the country to the other for this guy in 2012(Texas to Ohio); just sickening; but my eyes are wide open now.
    my best advice is to short the stock market as you know there will be a recession going into 2020 to make trump a one termer by discouraging trumpers on the economy.

  4. DWEEZIL THE WEASEL

    Never forget the historical roots of the “Republican Party” began in Ryan’s home state of Wisconsin. Their first nominee was the ex-military collectivist and puppet of Thomas Hart Benton, John Charles Fremont. Then came the American Lenin and the War of Northern Aggression. It’s been downhill ever since. And as of today, 11/07/2018, the shit sled is picking up even more speed. Bleib ubrig, one and all.

  5. Their just different sides, of the same LollyPop. A self licking LollyPop. Imagine that.

    Dirk

  6. It’s probably a good thing, now Ryan has been neutered..The House is useless anyway, and with 55 Senators, Trump can ram through tons of appointments.

  7. It’s you and you alone who chose your destiny. Not those tards.

    Carpa, Diem! Sieze the day.

    Tic Toc.

    Dirk

  8. Alfred E. Neuman

    Reblogged this on FOR GOD AND COUNTRY.

  9. And finally, Sessions is gone.

  10. Jimmy the Saint

    It bears mentioning that, unlike Paul Ryan, ol’ Vidkun actually *liked* his home country.